By the numbers: ~2,100 words per person, for up to 20 people a week.
The Friend Horoscope is a weekly reading about your friendships and social world — how the week ahead moves your bonds and the people closest to you.
What it covers
- Social weather — the tone of your friendships this week
- Group dynamics — where energy flows easily and where it snags
- Your closest people — who's likely lit up, and where to lean in
- Timing — the best windows to reach out, gather, or give someone space
How to use it
Use it to plan your social week with intention — when to host, when to check in on someone, when the group energy is worth riding. It's a forward-looking read, refreshed weekly.
How it's calculated
There's a full astrological computation behind every weekly read:
- The week's sky — the real planetary movements and transits across the days ahead.
- Both charts — your exact natal chart and your friend's.
- The collision — we cross all of it: how the moving sky hits each of you, and how your two charts interact with each other, across every relevant body, house, and angle.
- The AstroNoir Engine — that mountain of mathematics is fed through our engine, which structures it into meaning-ready data the language model can actually read.
- The reading — only then is the output written, translating the structured result into the words you see.
This isn't a toy — it's a real astro engine doing serious work under a reading that looks simple.
The Friend Horoscope is a Pro feature. Bringing people to AstroNoir earns PRO days on the reward ladder.
For a one-on-one read on a specific friend, pair this with their Connection Profile and Connection Report.
Walkthrough: New to this screen? See Friend Horoscope — How to Read Your Friendship for a step-by-step guide.